Old Godzilla was hoppin' around

Tokyo city like a big playground 

When suddenly Batman burst from the shade

And hit Godzilla with a bat grenade

Godzilla got pissed and began to attack

But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq

Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-fu

When Aaron Carter came out of the blue

And he started beating up Shaquille 'o' Neal 

Then they both got flattened by the batmobile

Before it could make it back to the batcave

Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave 

And took an AK-47 out from under his hat 

And blew Batman away with a ratatattat 

But he ran out of bullets and he ran away 

Because Optimus Prime came to save the day



(Chorus)

This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see 

And only one will survive I wonder who it will be 

This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny



Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime 

Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out crime 

And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track 

But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back 

And Batman was injured and trying to get steady 

When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete 

But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped 

Idiana Jones took him out with his whip 

Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind 

And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find 

'Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed 

And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist 

Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault 

While Abraham Lincoln tried to polevault 

Onto Optimus Prime but they collided in they air

Then they both got hit by a Carebear stare



(Chorus)

This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see 

And only one will survive I wonder who it will be 

This is the ultimate showdown...



Angels sang out... in immaculate chorus... 

Down from the heavens... descended Chuck Norris... 

Who delivered a kick... which could shatter bones... 

Into the crotch... of Indiana Jones... 

Who fell over on the ground... writhing in pain... 

As Batman changed back... into Bruce Wayne... 

But Chuck saw through... his clever disguise... 

And he crushed Batman's head... in between his thighs

Then Gandalf the gray, and Gandalf the white, 

And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight, 

And Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie, 

And Cowboy Curtis, and Jambie the genie, 

Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, 

Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, 

Bill S. Preston, and Theodore Logan, 

Spock, The Rock, Doc Oct, and Hulk Hogan 

All came out of nowhere lightning fast 

And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass 

It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw 

With civilians looking on in total awe

The fight raged on for a century 

Many lives were claimed but eventually 

The champion stood the rest saw their better

Mr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater



(Chorus)

This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see 

And only one will survive I wonder who it will be 

This is the ultimate showdown... (this is the ultimate showdown)

This is the ultimate showdown... (this is the ultimate showdown) 

This is the ultiamte showdown of ultimate destiny