If I had half the sense a fool was born with I wouldn't 
let my pride keep hangin' on
To put up with the things you come up with I'd pick 
what's left of me and move along
Knowing just how much you liked to hurt me don't mean 
I've got to stand it every day
If I had half the sense a fool was born with I'd pack my 
But I guess I'm twice as dumb as a biggest fool every 
morn
Cause even a fool leaves home when he knows the love is 
gone
If I had half the sense a fool was born with I'd leave my 
pride around
And cover me some ground and find myself to cry in 
another town
[ guitar + steel ]
But I guess I'm twice as dumb...