Sittin' in my fat fucking chair
Drinking my pornstar margarita
You gonna be mine
Mine for money
I know you're not a prostitute
But as close as it gets
So bounce down from that pole!

Let your body splash around
Let the oil drop on my face
Take me to, take me to
That other place
Don't let your underwear touch my teeth
'Cause I'll rip 'em off
Now show me your puppies!

She's hot!
When she's dancing
She's sexy!
When she's dancing
She's nasty!
When she's dancing
She's fine!

Tonight you gonna be mine
Mine for money
So strip the fuck down
And curl up in my lap
I am in command
But I like to be surprised
Show me what you can do
With your beautiful body

You work me like a tigress
Making me go for the lion roar
Even though I know it's paid for 
Thanks for making this magic happen
You're my beautiful little stripper girl
And I love you

She's hot!
When she's dancing
She's sexy!
When she's dancing
She's nasty!
When she's dancing
She's fine!