Thanks, but no thanks

I Didn't come here to dance

I'm with somebody, I'm afraid I'll have to pass

Two years ago he left me, now his memory's back around

One's a couple baby,

Two's a crowd



We came in here to be alone

No TV, no telephone

Two old flames out on the town

One still burns, and one's burned out

One's a couple baby,

Two's a crowd



They institutionalize people for actin' like I do

I'm drinkin' with somebody, that ain't in the room

Can't you see we're busy, trying to work our problems out?

One's a couple baby,

Two's a crowd



We came in here to be alone

No TV, no telephone

Two old flames out on the town

One still burns, and one's burned out

One's a couple baby,

Two's a crowd



We came in here to be alone

No TV, no telephone

Two old flames out on the town

One still burns, and one's burned out

One's a couple baby,

Two's a crowd



One's a couple baby,

Two's a crowd