I’d like to buy a good 

Used paperbacked living bible 

And I’ve got some things 

That I’d like to put on out there 

Like a pony cart and an old bird bath 

A kitchen sink and a rocking chair 

You can turn me on 

Almost any day at noon 



Hey I’d like to put on 

A four month old rat terrier pup 

I think he’s a male 

And he’s marked up pretty and 

everything 

This woman’s got some goats 

But his feets never been on the ground 

You can just buy one 

Or you can have the whole heard 



Yeah I’d like to find 

A twenty seven inch color TV 

Has to be non working 

An RCA cause I need the parts 

And daily there’s an old drive shaft 

And the same Berkeline recliner 

It’s green and it’s cloth 

And it’s been used very little. 



Then there’s a Reba designs 

Size eight, prom pageant dress 

It’s icy blue 

With sequins worn just once 

There are others that are strapless 

But this one’s slit above the knee 

If you’re looking for 

Something perfect for that student 



I have always thought 

That hand guns were made for shooting people 

Rather than for sport 

Why not use a rifle in most other applications 

You might find a riffle or a musket 

But you’ll never hear a pistol 

There may always be 

Someone looking for or finding some 



Guess I’d like to sell 

A good used paperbacked living bible