Hey girl 

Is it really right for me 

Send a little message 

That i know i can see 


Behold the life i lead for you 

One would hope the only life for two 

Can't you see the only life for me 


Hey dude 

Better try to make things work 

You really gonna mess up 

If you're like that with that girl 


This way, this life, for me 

This won't change the lonely life you see 

This is not the life i thought would be 


Hot dog 

Guess you really bite my log 

Everybody hates me 

But assume i'm not around 


For me, i say it's true 

I wonder if they love me like you do 

Maybe i can suck enough for two 


Hey chick 

What you gonna make of this 

Getting sentimental 

Better get there something quick 


It's all the thing for me 

Like some weird porno philosophy 

Making us a grand apostrophe 

It's sick 

What you gonna make of this 

Guess we'll think of something 

Better think of something quick 


It's here you make your peace 

The cut the fold the crease 

Maybe you can cure your own disease