Woo hoo
Woo hoo
Woo hoo
Woo hoo

We was two years in it was just about time 
That the line got walked and the knot got tied
I was tired of giving up the milk for free
So I said: boy you better get on one knee

Well, he popped the question and I took that rock
And I made me an appointment at the beauty shop
Gotta little white dress and a boutonniere 
While he was laying with the dog drinking day old beer  

Then he picked me up when the big day came
The courthouse was just about a mile away 
I saw a long black hair on a short bench seat 
I said that there hair don’t belong to me 

I hollered tell me who
He said: babe it ain’t like that  
I said: read between the lines 
Kept the cash and left his ass 

I got the ring 
He got the finger 
Yeah, I hit the road ‘fore we’s on Jerry Springer 
Love is sweet but you know what’s sweeter  
I got the ring 
He got the finger 

Woo hoo

I had the windows down diamond in the wind 
I had half a mind to call up his friend
I called my mama said cancel the shower
I’s mad as hell but it was happy hour 

I hit up the pawn, I hit up the bar
I hit on the bouncer and I took it far
Took it to the back, took it to the front
And I took it wherever the hell I want

Wherever I want 
Wherever I want

I got the ring 
He got the finger
He got a cheating country song and buddy, I’m a singer
Love is sweet but you know what’s sweeter
I got the ring
He got the finger 

So this here’s songs for all the girls
Who had the balls to walk away from Earl
Bigger nuts than a redneck squirrel
Let me hear it if you know what I mean
Ya lost your man but ya took the bling bling 

I got the ring
He got the finger 
Yeah I hit the road ‘fore we’s on Jerry Springer 
Love is sweet but you know what’s sweeter  
I got the ring 
He got the finger
I got the ring 

He got the bird