Hey there, Mr. Misery
As luck may have it
There's a seat right next to me
So come sit down
We can raise a toast
To our present company
With no no legal liability
No no no

This town totaled her
Don’t you think so?
When there’s nowhere left to turn, where do you go?

Oh no, here comes Mrs. Valentine
Don’t listen to a word she says
She would stand here to increase the bottles bottom line
And don’t look her in the eye
She ain’t sitting down at this table no more
Cause the heart is just an organ
Pumping blood to the wounds that I’m ignoring

This town totaled her
Don’t you think so?
When there’s nowhere left to turn, where do you go?
There’s no party hats
In the big show
That reads as if normal as I’d like to be

Hey Mr. DJ, why are you dressed that way?
You spin yourself into a celebrity
The scene washed up, but it’s ok
No one will know, no one will care
It’s all part of the phase

This night is scratching after falling apart
Until I leave I will never be secure
I’m one, one and hopeful
Stop being in the way, cliché, cliché
Wanted to go, a long long time ago