*talking*
Uhh, so I got this idea for this song uh Imma use rhyming words like like associated and uhh, so she ate it. And, uh it's like I'm saying different thing I'm saying, I'm using the same words, sounds like I'm using the same words but they have different meanings. Does that make any sense?

*verse 1*
Eh When you all up in my ride man leave the ac alone
Best not be talking shit about me bumpin a Cee-Lo
And if you burn my cd I aint gone get all butt hurt about it
Cause most of y'all aint actually heard it but heard about it

Besides I'd rather let you share just so someone can listen to it
Really it's cool for me to know just that someone cool is into it
On the reez though, you should pay for it cause I need dough
So I can quit my job at pizza hut where I knead dough.

-Hello?
-Ayo whatup man this is Gene
-Hey you caught me at a bad time, can I get back to you, Gene
-Yea, whatchu doin?
-I'm up in Portland workin on this song, I'm actually in the booth right now,
But I'll hit you up when I get back to Eugene, How's life though?
-I'm doing allright, bro, it's all swell
-Nice, imma split, but glad to hear that all is well.
It's Lafa Taylor here to lead you if you gimme a hand
So if you feeling gimme a hand then gimme a hand!

*chorus*x2
One day Imma be rich and I imma roll in dough
And use hundred dollar bills to roll indo
I'll have a biodiesal benz that I'm rollin though
But now I'm at the pizza parlor rollin dough

*verse 2*
I know this girl, WHOOO, She has a butt like J-Lo
And when she dance, she make it shake like Jello
-Damn, bro, where's she from?
-I dunno, I'll ask her. Hey girly where you from?
-I'm from alaska.
-Alaska! Oh, are you from Juno?
-No, but I go down there a lot to visit jyoo know

She was beautiful and I really wanted to touch her but,
I thought she'd think I was weird if I just asked to touch her butt
So I said, when I look across this room you catch my eye when I browse
Followed by in addition I think you have very nice eyebrowse!
By now, I'm sure she's thinkin imma weirdo
But some girls tend to like those guys that are weird though
So I said lemme play this game of craps and imma take you to paradise
I'm about to win a million dollars with this pair of dice!
Besides girl, we should be associated
Fed her the cheesy pick up line, but I'm a boss, so she ate it

*chorus*x2

*verse 3*
I was at my vegan DJ's house and he was trying to cook a plate of beets
I was like you leave the cooking to me man, you can just play the beats
Cause he was trying to cook some tofu last time I was there but he made a mistake
So I convinced him to eat beef, my buddy made him a steak
I aint a big fan of most of these punch-line mc's
Though, sometimes I get fed up and I want to punch line mc's.
Talkin about "My shit is lethal yo I got poisonous rhymes"
I'm not even wanna work with him if he's got poison in his rhymes.
But intead he talks about pimpin bitches, pulling gats, and pumping fools.
Pullin drive-buys in his suburban with his boys in his rhymes.
That shit is not sick. He's thinking it's toxic,
But at best it compares to like Brittany Spears, Toxic.
And I'm like, the last thing in the Universe
I'd want to do is put you in a verse.
Because people listen to my shit and say wow isn't that dope?
Then, people hear your shit and go that isn't that dope!

*chorus*x2

*verse 4*
Ah-ahahahaha- I said ah-ah-ah- who's sane?
Obviously, not Saddam Hussein
We told facts of the attacks, but the press didn't care.
So, now I'm wondering how to make our President care.
I love free speech, but they're taking our right away.
And giving cops the right of way, we need to change it right away.
I hope for the best but it's hard to have faith
So at times I meditate and I blaze and have faith.
And I wear a disguise, when I talk to these guys.
They're trying to take away all the air from the skies.
Once we got clear channel, controlling the industries.
So I press my own cd and I sell this shit in the street.
While elites, drink champagne, they pour us shit.
Leaving us in the gutter feelin poor as shit.
Just because I'm African-American don't mean
I shouldn't be treated like a frickin American - do you feel me? yeaaaa

*chorus*x2