Later on down the road my son might ask "dad, what'd you do for college?"
And I'd say "boy, I listened to Texas country and floated that river for all my knowledge."
He'd say "dad, what did you do for your college degree?"
And I'd say "son why pay for college when I can hang out with my friends for damn near free?"

I'm not worried about all that right now
I've got too much beer to drink before I settle down
And if those cigarettes are burnin', hey, pass 'em right on down
'Cause I'm not worried about that now

Then I figured my daughter would ask me "daddy, how'd you ever end up with mommy?"
And I'd say "we were drunk as hell at a Pat Green concert - damn near spilled her beer when she saw me"
She walked right on over in a love with not too long
Our hearts beat together as we sang the words to Carry On

I'm not worried about all that right now
I've got too much beer to drink before I settle down
And if that Copenhagen's fresh, hey, pass it right on down
'Cause I'm not worried about that now

So light me up a cigarette, and pop me open one more Lone Star beer
And hold your woman close and tell her all the things that she might need to hear
'Cause you know I get crazy every now and again
I wanna look that devil in his face and know that all my sins are worse than his

I'm not worried about all that right now
I've got too much beer to drink before I settle down
And if that whiskey's bein' poured, hey, I'll take a shot right now
Let them Texas country kings wear their crowns
Let them Texas country kings wear their crowns