[Kurt Angle] 

Whoa! Before you get started.. 

+I+ have something to say! 



[an imitation of Angle's WWE entrance theme starts playing] 



[Chorus: Kurt Angle] 

I don't - SUCK! I don't - SUCK! 

I don't - SUCK! I don't - SUCK! 

I don't - SUCK! I don't - SUCK! 

I don't - SUCK! I don't - SUCK! 



[Verse One: Kurt Angle] 

I know one look, is depressing to see 

Cause you know, you can't be better than me 

Start at the bottom, and long for the top 

I'll always be here, to make your dream stop 

I've got it all, from head to toe 

Looks, brains, class - you'll never know 

Second place, is the best you'll ever do 

Be happy with that before I do worse to you! 



[Chorus] 



[Verse Two: Kurt Angle] 

Envious eyes, just stare at my gold 

My life is on fire, and you're ice cold 

What could you do, that would EVER scare me? 

All of you out there - I'm a dog, you're a flea! 

[...] 

Anything you can do, I can do better 

Even when I rap, I rap more better 

It's like this body, when wrapped in leather 

Perfection - and it gets no better 

I rap like I wrestle, the envy of others 

The ONLY white rapper in tune with the brothers 

(Hello Johnny!) All eyes on me, and if I was you 

Best believe, I'd keep my eyes on me 

Two hundred plus pounds, of a body splendid 

Braggadocious, OH so ferocious, focused! 

History suspended, skills uncontendable 

Live at the top - attributes won't stop 

Mastered the ring and the mic alike 

Eloquent with words, while I move catlike 

Hot, OHHH I can't be stopped 

And now rap meets rock 

And it's time that you drop 



[Chorus: to fade]