[announcer]

Hi!! How's it goin alright fellas

Ladies and gents, welcome to a new edition of uhh

"Tap Talk USA" with your host..

Louis.. St. Ide's Donkey Dick, yeah

Today we will be interviewing my pal my good buddy uhh

Big Al



[Willy Scratch]

Willy Scratch, that's me, Willy Scratch!

I like to scratch my ass!



[announcer]

How you doin Willy Scratch?

Well when the lemonade is on the line,

and the milk is in the back pocket,

and the burgers are on the floor,

what do you like to do most?



[Willy Scratch]

Aww I scratch the two tumors in my BLOOMERS!

That's what I love to do, it's the best!

(JE-ZUS CHRIST!!  BROTHER LOVE LOVES YOU)



[announcer]

Ohh-kay, that's a little word

from our preacher over here on the right, but uhh

When the uhh shit hits the fan,

and your uhh, tissue hits the hand,

and you wipe the diarrhea and you put it in a pan,

what do you come up with?



[Willy Scratch]

I get golden showers on my fucking asshairs

and on my mustache I wipe it in your glass! HAHAHA!

(Je-zus save you!  BROTHER LOVE LOVES YOU)



.. "I wanna say a few words to you guys,

    that I've been thinking about backstage."



[Kurious]

Three cheers for my peers for the brew that I'm consumin

No knockin what I'm rockin cause my confidence is boomin

Sort of like a eight-oh-eight, but a fake note

Not (??) again loop, without a paid show

(Daaamn) Take a quick dip in my moat

Kurious the magician I'm laid back like dope

or valium, or (??) be chillin like I wanna

A freezer full of 40's and a pocket full of scarma

Shit is on the verge to break

Throw on my fluffy white hat with a tendency to bake

motherfuckers til they're cripsy, I mean fuckin BURNED

Bout time that you learned kid

Check what I did flip the lid of my brew

Givin a quip (??) a dollar or two

C.M. crew, rocks more pull than a ox

(Where can I check this out?)  Fresh out the box



"Fresh out the box.." -> Run-D.M.C. {*scratched*}



[Kurious]

Check it out

No it doesn't take a sleuth, to know I'm hundred proof

I raise the fuckin roof, get looser than a tooth

in a, elderly's gums, I collect healthier sums

of loot when I'm out drinkin with the bums

Pour in contributions, slide to the liquor spot

Brothers put their money on me cause I'm figured to rock

Yeah, with that shit that booms

Hoppin trains is a pain I maintain in the tombs

Crack the judge with a grudge, "I don't like Puerto Ricans"

Speakin on the Jones, made bail, and now I'm leapin and jumpin

True to the time, my shit is pumpin

Think you wanna talk?  I'm dumb, I don't know nothin

Jack shit, suck a fat dick you fuckin bastard

I'm illy with the (??), drinkin wines gettin plastered

while you maintain, in your donut shops

Kids runnin with glocks, fresh out the box



"Fresh out the box.." -> Run-D.M.C. {*scratched*}



[Kurious]

Uhhh, check it out

Dropper of the funk, not a beef initiator

Temperature's on, rise like the equator

Later for the bullshit, save the tip for the waiter

"Was the pussy good sir?"  I don't know, I never ate her

Plant tabs on my tongue so my thoughts can grow

"Aiyyo your lyrics is corn," like the, one on my toe

To get with Kurious you gots ta keep on tryin son

And when it comes to fucks - nah I don't give a flyin one

If fucks had wings yo I'd be flyin forever

Pullin on a lover with her pet

A peacock lover dipped in ink, you're +Pretty in Pink+

Molly Ringwald got scald, the water in the sink

was red hot -- OOPS, almost forgot

And if the honey look good, I walk her like a rott-

-weiler, I style her, in other words sport her

She tried to dig my pockets (BUS-TED) but yo I caught her

Sorta bugged ain't it?  Dig the flow of the rhyme

You know the hoe fainted when I showed her mine

Jumpin out the socks whether cotton or mesh

Guaranteed out the box, that my shit stay fresh



"Fresh out the box.." -> Run-D.M.C. {*scratched*}