When your pubic hair's on fire (Something's wrong)
When you think you're the Messiah (Something's wrong)
You mistake a plane for venus (Something's wrong)
When your girlfriend's got a penis,
Something's wrong
Something's wrong

Ah Ah, Something's wrong ...
Ah Ah, Something's wrong ...

When you like music more than life, (Something's wrong)
When you start sleeping as you drive, (Something's wrong)
When your favorite drink is thinner, (Something's wrong)
When you're proud to be a sinner,
Something's wrong
Something's wrong

Ah Ah, Something's wrong ...
Ah Ah, Something's wrong ...

When a canary drives a tractor, (Something's wrong When)
your president's an actor, (Something's wrong)
When your jacket's plagued with dandruff (Something's wrong)
If you think that this song matters,
Something's wrong
Something's wrong

Ah Ah, Something's wrong ...
Ah Ah, Something's wrong ...

Something's wrong ...
Ah Ah, Something's wrong ...
Ah Ah, Something's wrong ...
Ah Ah, Something's wrong ...