What I want you to do is count to ten.
 Nine  eight  seven  six  five  four  three  two
 on one  you will be asleep.
 One

 Chorus
 I'm a blunt gettin smoked and I can't wake up
 I'm a blunt gettin smoked and I can't wake up
 I'm a blunt gettin smoked and I can't wake up
 I'm a blunt gettin smoked and I can't wake up

 Verse
 I'm dreaming about being a blunt
 I'm running around and I just can't wake up, Hah!
 I'm dreaming about being a blunt. Ho!
 I'm walking around and I just cant wake up.

 I'm tryin to wake up, I cant wake up
 So I run and jump
 someone yelled get that blunt.
 Get that blunt, now Im thinking this is major
 I've got a bunch of people chasing me with a razor
 I dont like this dream as a blunt
 But I can't get out of it
 And I cant seem to wake up
 So Im running and racing
 Blunt smokers are chasing
 This is insane, I'm caught by House Of Pain
 I'm picked up
 they said they gonna put my head out
 They slit my back and all the tobacco fell out
 Now I'm hollowed wet thin and yes ready
 They poured the shumpang gently and rewet me
 Check it out now, in the same attire
 here comes the fire
 Now they lit it, now Im burning by the minute
 But check it out
 more heads came to chill
 Everlast took a pull and passed me to Cypress Hill
 Cypress Hill took a pull
 lungs are full, who's next?
 I'm being passed to Das Efx
 As they took a mad pull, smoke blows in heaps
 It's really smokey but I can still see Black Sheep
 Woe! Black Sheep gets me, relights me
 Room is proper, Im passed off to Shabba
 Shabba's voice gets low like a tuba
 he said, "Me no folllow no rumor"
 and passed me to Grand Puba
 I wasnt burnin right so Puba got mad at me
 And said who rolled this
 and passed me to Kid Capri
 Kid Capri said "I wont front
 pass it to Redman, he knows how to roll a blunt"
 Redman said no need to re-roll
 and passed me to De La Soul
 De La Soul took a hit and kept hittin
 now they're buggin cause they passed me to Bill Clinton
 Bill Clinton said I'll smoke but I won't inhale
 I'll only hit it twice
 he got slapped by Greg Nice
 Now I fell on the floor, Greg Nice picked me up
 I'm a blunt being smoked and I can't wake up

 Chorus

 Verse
 Get me out of this, somebody wake me up
 I'm still on fire and Im still being smoked up
 half my body is gone, now they're coming to my head
 now my head is being pinched by Ted-D-Ted
 A crazy nightmare i got to go
 I got to wake up and Im passed off to Yo-Yo
 Yo-Yo gets respect as a lady
 She didnt smoke
 She passed me off to Showbiz and A.G.
 A.G. said respect due see
 he got one big pull and passed me to Smooth B.
 Smooth B. although he's talking to Ted-D
 took a hit and passed me to Fab 5 Freddy
 Freddy said Yo! There's nothing left Pop
 Looked at me in my face and passed me to Chubb Rock
 Chubb Rock said "Yo Freddy chill!
 If you ever catch me smoking, just kick me in the grill"
 Im in the mouth yo! I cant wake up
 Yo! Im a blunt getting smoked and I can't wake up

 Chorus