Hoes on my dick cause I look like Madonna
Hoes on my dick cause I always got the choppa
Hoes on my dick cause I'm their baby-father
Hoes on my dick cause I make her fuck her father

Oh man! Hoes on my dick
All these hoes on my dick
There's all these reasons why...

Hoes on my dick cause I look like Madonna
Hoes on my dick cause I always got the cheddar
Hoes on my dick cause I'm their baby-father
Hoes on my dick cause I make her fuck em proper
Hoes on my dick cause I'm based and astounding
Hoes on my dick every time that I'm rhyming
Hoes on my dick, I be smoking purple
Hoes on my dick and I think I'm Steve Urkel
Hoes on my dick cause I'm a Ninja Turtle
Hoes on my dick cause I get em wet like Turtle
Hoes on my dick, but I really don't got one
Hoes on my dick, but I really don't got one
Hoes on my dick, but I really don't got one
I don't really know what the fuck this is about...

Hoes on my dick cause I look like a lesbian
Hoes on my dick cause I never been?
Hoes on my dick cause Will Ferrell's my uncle
Hoes on my dick cause I look like Jesus
Hoes on my dick cause I love the fuckin beaver
Hoes on my dick cause I do just like whatever
Hoes on my dick cause I'm ballin on these hoes
Hoes on my dick all the time and every second
Taking me to Heaven cause I'm lighter than a feather
You get em wet, but I get em wetter

These hoes on my dick, and I ain't even got one
These hoes on my dick, and I ain't even got one
These hoes on my dick, and I ain't even got one

Hoes on my dick while I be sippin?
Hoes on my dick, pour hot sauce on my clothes
Hoes on my dick cause I look like a kitty
Hoes on my dick cause my name on their titty
Hoes on my clit, yeah they riding
Hoes on my dick, tell me secrets, they confiding
Hoes on my dick when I go to Japan
Hoes on my dick after I shook their hand
Hoes on my dick while I be rockin Gucci
Hoes on my dick while my sister rockin Coogie
Hoes on my dick, won't leave me alone
Hoes on my dick cause I'm always on the phone

Yeah, these hoes always on my dick...