when all through the house,
 everybody was stoned, even the mouse
 Man from the whore house and me from the jail,
 I just settled down to get a piece of her tail.

 When all of the sudden I heard such a cladder,
 I tripped on my dick and busted my bladder!

 I went downstairs and what did I see?!
 A fat little red faget hangin' from a tree.

 He stuffed the stockings with reefers and beer,
 and a big fat hairy dick for the family queer.

 That's the end of my story.Funny wasn't it, ya see?

 One, two, three, four, Santa can suck my dick all day