[Kool Keith]

Yeah, rappers, spread your cheeks

Pull your panties down

Take your wig off, let me see your bald head

That's right, I got you on Kodak

Your pictures are goin out to Black Tail

You're gonna be a star

Yeah..



I heard you quit rap, your wife went back to porno flicks

You turned drag queen, a call girl doin tricks

Nighttime prostitute kid, I'ma take your loot

I heard you queer now like Boy George, blowin flutes

With high heels, you stole your mom's birth control pills

You on some new stuff, I heard about that sex change

You got a vagina, your grandmother think it's strange

New eyeliner, you was flirtin with a gay designer

Your girl felt mines, and pulled off her Calvin Kleins

I saw Tampax, gonorrhea red stopsigns

I looked at her and said, "Mmm.. put your panties back on"

then jerked off to Foxy Brown, when her verse was on

I wanna stand back and bust nuts at your butts

Your girl is cocked up, with lollipops, doggie style

I feel I'm dealin with plastic, watch these fake smiles

Yeah, meet my left and my right



Keep it real.. represent what?  My nuts [x2]



[Kool Keith]

I got utensils, back up kid, yo guard your rectum

I'm crazy out here, mental man, don't respect him

You now in pain, your mom just had the abortion

Big head Boo, I put some roaches on your whole crew

Have you scared with crack pipes, your family throwin doodoo

Wear out your welcome, your little girl sex desires

Have you handicapped, some friends of mine blow your tires

Like Alfred Hitchcock, the ghost stands on your block

With nine mil's for drug addicts, I keep triggers cocked

You on some methane, my witchcraft is on your brain

Blow out your headpiece, and break out quick on the plane

Seal up your coffins, and celebrate with champagne

Get my drink, Absolut, cranberry juice

Paranoid by rug spots, you see the purple moose

You smokin sherm or what?  I paralyze that butt

Lick my d-head, you girls still pee in the bed

Yo take that wig off, yo punk let me see that caesar



Keep it real.. represent what?  My nuts [x3]



[Kool Keith]

I gets more wreck, than ? kids in baby's Pampers

Your wife is banned for leavin bras in my hampers

That heffer's ugly, plastic why you still bug me

I'm on Melrose, Nicole's takin sun strolls

Black girls with weaves, white girls with flat butts

With the name H-O-M-O spelled in your name

You was a woman one time, man I know your game

With panties stuck up, sweat leakin in your crotch

Collard greens you wet pig, you can't eat that much

I shut you down, your whole face two o'clock

Have your girl on sunset, in Denny's suckin cock

With white pumps up, blonde wigs rottin in the trunks

That homeless monkey, Barbie doll crystal junkie

I'm no joke and have respect for your kinfolks

Tie your tubes back, my scope is on your asscrack

You got paid for doodoo, that package rap was wack

Yeah yeah, you know what?  Yeah



Keep it real.. represent what?  My nuts [x4]



That's right, nine-six and seven (Reverand Tom)

Representin the scrotum (Octagon)

All the hairs under the testicles (The SharkMan)

Lick.. (Kool Keith)

Yeah, don't buy _The Basement Tapes_

Sheisty things going on, somebody's on the pipes

Labels foldin, goin down in ninety-six

Nobody play the records

City's out, no Tuff, Tuff.. pity