[Kool Keith]

Tina called, she naked over here

Angie called, she naked over here

Monica called, she naked over here

Evelyn called, she naked over here

Terry called, she naked over here

Tina called, she naked over here

Barbara called, she naked over here

Cindy called, she naked over here

Everybody called, they naked over here



[Kool Keith]

Rated X, standin naked behind yo' couch

S&S gear men, put the fruit in your lady's mouth

Pull the thong to the side, butt-licker, take it down South

She won't be mad if you rub her hair, with a condom bag

1-900 sex talker, cops can't stop the window peaker sex stalker

Black Chinese security have fire extinguisher

Baby I'll hit yo' buttcrack

Walk to the kitchen grab a Trojan pack, I'll be back

Double team, tag team

Your wife want me and Jack dude, see dude, we come rude

Leave the room smellin like seafood



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[Kool Keith]

Towels in Bath & Beyond

My Aunt Jemimah pancake syrup is all gone

For the crushed cherry

I get off when your hotbox is super wet, trimmed and a little hairier

No resteraunts, stores are closed

Suffocate me like Nelly said take off ALL YO' CLOTHES

Under the hood mechanics I check the engine when they sit on my nose

With the leather mask, I'm professional, starin at thongs

Dark shades I see through them dresses real fast

New outfits make you dance under my strobelight and pay me cash

Girls with the Escalades, pullin out them mall applications

Conceited with the perfect ass

30 miles, the camera's ready put on your booty shorts

You need gas



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[unknown - or Kool Keith in a different voice]

Ladies in the mirror, starin at the butt it's gettin big

Trust I freak, hop in the rig

You sport the high heels with the red wig

Sexually I bet you be chargin up a dollar to holler

A dog stuck in the booty, your face mad Rudy

Mr. Goonie with looney

You know you get down with Reggie, it's our duty

I'll come down to sound