[Kool Keith]

Hey, Dr. Octagon

You know how it is

When you're in the bathtub

I'm there, to give you the Oil of Olay

To rub it all over your head

Dr. Octagon, proctologyst, lyrical scientist

Women know my twist

When I release the hits

There's no one on the invitation guest list

Organic kilometer, you feel the temperature

Playing with the advisor

I take the advice, opposite Mr. Nice

Bone you twice we hear it

The funkology astrology

Lookin out the space window with the Bryants

I wear the Kobes

Not takin the space route, duplicate me

Like Moby, you don't know me



[Chorus: singing]

Dr. Octagon

Dr. Octo

Dr. Octagon



[Kool Keith]

Operation X-Factor with the Wolverine

Walkin down Broadway with the X-Men

Women close your eyes

You see the green "Lost in Space" ship, count to 10

The first android landed from the Mercury

Nobody on Earth shock me

Your Earth music don't hurt me

We park the bus

... and grab the bags

Robot, me

Comin down the street

Dr. Smith and Will Robinson and Dawn

A baby chimpanzee with fur coat

Speed's older brother Racer X

Drinkin Dom P in the passenger seat



[Chorus]



[Kool Keith]

With chemicals all over my pants

The discotheque won't let me in the dance

Original gas, computer built into my shoes

Reject the circumstance

A flying elephant with metal wings

Pulling up in Domino's

Me and Batman and the Rhino just left Spider-Man

smokin PCP in the don room

With 2 Asian models, Aunt Bee, Barney Fife

Just a new distribution deal, with Jive

I got a new job workin in a band

With Elmer Fudd drivin a van

For the Channel 5 news, rouse



[Chorus: w/ variations and ad libs to end]