I've been checkin out Big Willie Keith
 He been trickin a lot of bills on me
 Mmm hmm!
 I think I'ma show him somethin tonight
 A lap dance I would say
 Yeah  that's what I'ma do
 Yeahhhh..

 [Kool Keith]
 I'm like a freak from Hunts Point  the bronze and the gold
 Wear my drawers in tight mode  naked with no coat
 Walkin around  I see youse about to lose her
 That honey with white boots  and hair like Medusa
 Brown-skin fine, I drink her body like wine
 and throw the wax on it, and watch two cheeks shine
 I drunk a forty, I'm up in here feelin naughty
 I like the go-go girl, go 'head work it shorty
 I got no time to trick, on the average girl
 I'm in paradise, caught up, in the booty world
 And for you regular honies, tryin to play fly
 I ain't no Chemical no Bank in your human eye
 I like my spot, everybody's butt naked
 Pump with G-strings, watchin hot momma shake it
 I got my beer, viewin from the back rear
 Yo brotherman, pass it right over here
 I got to ease off the stress, like a eight to five
 Keepin it real vexed, them panties wanna get live
 Change the pace up, yo Jimmy turn the bass up
 Yea yeah yeahhhh

 Chorus: Kool Keith   girl (repeat 2X)

 Yo baby (whassup?)
 Don't crush it when you sit upon it
 (Yo baby) whassup?
 (Don't rush it when I sit upon it)

 [Kool Keith]
 I see you scopin me, the fourth time you cut your eye
 Left the brother to catch wreck, then tell the man goodbye
 I'm next on the menu, runnin up and in you
 with seven rubbers on me, don't try to discontinue
 We gots to bump and grind, crank up the R. Kelly
 Delicious kickin, no leather like I'm Fonzarelli
 I order two drinks to think, while you show me pink
 Summer Eve breeze and WOO when it don't stink
 I'm in the mix, like Funky-master Flex
 I'm shootin gizm, then after you can pick up next
 I watch you shake it, like palm trees in California
 Now you a lady, mature and I'm rubbin on ya
 I got my Phantom mask, I'm on the dolo
 I slipped in my Tipton, bonin sweetie look like Yo-Yo
 She had a good time, knees bent in the chair
 She said, "Get wild - I like it when you pull my hair"
 I gave her cream, and rubbed it on her black boots
 I see a packed house in different color body suits
 I'm in the front row, chillin on the down low
 Checkin her dogstyle, she's ??
 I'm from the back kid, smooth with tons of grease
 Denver and Texas, and Cali on back to East
 She hittin switches, and watch she make it lowride
 Zoot, zoot, zzzzzzzt

 Chorus 1.5X

 [Kool Keith]
 It's three o'clock, the morning shift's about to come
 Watchin Goldie lapdance, that grey hiney ain't no slum
 I gets my workout, my slickest hand from every angle
 She's on the job right, cutiepie sippin Tango
 I gotta peel for real, a hundred dollar bill
 I'm comin straight up, and not for a breakfast meal
 This ain't no Burger King, this ain't no White Castle
 Not like some ugly girls in Bentleys tryin to give a hassle
 I like the slot machine, bustin nuts mean
 Slippery wet lubrication like Valvoline
 I'm pullin nylon, yo dead up G, to the side
 Feelin soft flesh, I'm hard, I'ma let her ride
 Jump up and down, get live like House of Pain
 Leavin em so wet, the silk with a tan stain
 I reach a climax, she's happy with her orgasms
 Go on girl!

 Chorus 2X