I tried to park my car but I crashed it 
I tried to ride a bike but I thrashed it 
Whatever I do I seem to fail bad 
For heavens sake now keep your distance Or you might 
just hurt yourself 

I open a door And break the handle 
I eat a candybar and find out it`s a candle 
Zero right in lottery That`s just bad luck (but) 
Whatever I do 
I just manage to fuck it up And I might just hurt 
myself 

I´m a walking destruction A living contraction 
Still I´m trying to live my life But still like a 
Bulldozer 
i do 
Boo hoo hoo 

I touched a flower Of course it died 
Cheered up a sick dude and he flat lined 
Supported my home team and they did lost 
For heavens sake now keep your distance at any cost or 
you might just hurt yourself 

I´m a walking destruction A living contraction 
Still I´m trying to live my life But still like a 
Bulldozer 
When i´m getting closer Everything just seems, fuck up 
i do 

I hope they don´t use me and send me 
as a weapon of mass destruction Cause I manage to fuck 
up more 
Than George, W Bush yeayeayea