My uncle sammy
He's so meek and mild
He took a sausage from my child.
And when my child bent down to cry.
Sammy kicked him in the eye.
16 troubles and oh my oh
It really starts when I take him home
No meat - No man.
No meat - No man.
No man's gonna give me shit.
Over a smooth hot piece of meat.
No meat - No man.
No meat - No man.
16 rabbits on my back.
Uncle Sammy you can bet.
No meat - No man.
No meat - No man.
Now you can slither and slide.
And just watch my baby be surprised.
Sex on the Flag
I just can keep control.
8 miles high, can't get too rough.
No meat - No man.
No meat - No man.
I took my girlfriend out tonight.
We got drunk and had a fight.
No meat - No man.
No meat - No man.
I got 16 rabbits, all prissy and dame.
I bet everything on their success, but I can't breed.
No meat - No man.
No meat - No man.
I love it when you strap me to the chair.
Oh that's nice, just treat me right.
No meat - No man
No meat - No man.
That's all