Uh oh.
I had to leave my condo to come to this.
Well, I'm back, but this time I'm with my man.
And these women are putting their hands all over his Yamamoto Kanzai sweater that I bought and I'm much, much unhappy about that.
I'd hate to come down to their level and become a BW, a basic woman, but if they don't stop, it's gonna get scandalous.
Uh oh.

I've got a meeting in the ladies' room.  (I don't like this.)
I'll be back real soon.  (That's what I get for being in the neighborhood.)
I've got a meeting in the ladies' room.  (Where's my jewelry?)
I'll be back real soon.  (Can we talk?)

I don't know, but I think you better watch your man,
(Girl, you better watch your man.)
'Cause girl, he's doing like nobody else can.  
(All the girls are watching him.)
If you wanna be sure, you best go powder your nose,
(Girl, go on and powder your nose.)
'Cause you wanna look good when you step on the floor.

That's why I've got a meeting in the ladies' room.
I'll be back real soon.
I've got a meeting in the ladies' room.
I'll be back real soon.

Sing.  Uh oh, uh, uh oh.
Mmmm, everybody sing it like.
Sing.  Uh oh, uh, uh oh.

Stepped through the door, they were standing in line.
(All those ladies took their time.)
Smoking funny cigarettes and taking their time.
(Guys were constantly on their minds.)
Somebody pass me a mirror.
Hurry up, 'cause I ain't got much time,
(Girl, I got to get right back.) 
'Cause there's a hunk of man I done left behind.

That's why I've got a meeting in the ladies' room.
I'll be back real soon.
I told my man I've got a meeting in the ladies' room.
I'll be back real soon.

Sing.  Uh oh, uh, uh oh.
Mmmm, everybody sing it like.
Sing.  Uh oh, uh, uh oh.
I'll be your freak-a-zoid.

Walked on the floor and everybody was jamming.
They're playing my favorite song.  (The Men All Pause)
Got me singing along.
Can't turn your back for a minute,
Somebody's rocking my man.
And girl, they're doing like nobody else can.
Watch out, watch out, watch out.

Excuse me, lady, this man's with me.
I don't like to share, you can plainly see.
He looks good, good enough to eat,
But believe me, lady, he belongs to me, yeah.

I've got a meeting in the ladies' room.
I'll be back real soon.  (Uh oh, uh, uh oh.)
I've got a meeting in the ladies' room.
I'll be back real soon.

Came here to have a wonderful time.
I got to worry about those divas trying to steal what's mine.
Mess with my money and my man and I can get real mean.
No, instead I take my baby in my Cooper's limousine.  Ow!

I've got a meeting in the ladies' room.
I'll be back real soon.
I've got a meeting in the ladies' room.
I'll be back real soon.

Ow!

Break it.
Break it.
Break it.
Can't take it.

Watch out, watch out.

And all the girls sing.

I've got a meeting in the ladies' room.
I'll be back real soon.
I've got a meeting in the ladies' room.
I'll be back real soon.
I've got a meeting in the ladies' room.
I'll be back real soon.
I've got a meeting in the ladies' room.
I'll be back real soon.

Uh oh, uh, uh oh.

And all the girls sing.

I've got a meeting in the ladies' room.
I'll be back real soon.  (Uh oh, uh, uh oh.)
I've got a meeting in the ladies' room.
I'll be back real soon.
(I've got a meeting in the ladies' room.) Get yourself some business, baby,
(I'll be back real soon.) And leave my man alone.
(I've got a meeting in the ladies' room.) Get yourself some business, baby,
(I'll be back real soon.) And leave my man alone.

Don't slap me, 'cause I'm not in the mood.
Don't-Don't-Don't slap me, 'cause I'm not in the mood.
Don't slap me, 'cause I'm not in the mood.
Don't slap me, 'cause I'm not in the mood.

I've got a meeting in the ladies' room.
I'll be back real soon.  (Uh oh, uh, uh oh.)
I've got a meeting in the ladies' room.
I'll be back real soon.
(I've got a meeting in the ladies' room.) Get yourself some business, baby,
(I'll be back real soon.) And leave my man alone.
I've got a meeting in the ladies' room.