It's Fivetweezy KJ Fivetweezy,

It's Fivtweezy y'all

That's what my friends just call me

It's Fivetweezy KJ Fivetweezy,

It's Fivtweezy y'all

That's what my friends just call me



I've been gone but I'm back I guess

VH1 dissed me and I'm just a mess

And ever since then I got no friends left

So I'm a throw a fit like Kanye West

On top of that man I want to cry

The other day my mini van just up and died

I was on the highway and the engine fried

Yo mtv, why don't you pimp my ride

Really man why don't I try?

I get dissed all the time like vanilla ice

It's alright cause you know that i

Git 'r Done like Larry the cable guy

Anyway we came to get ya bouncing

Like tom cruse on oprah's couch and

It's 5 2 stop mispronouncing

So everyday c'mon and say it loud and



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