I wanna be a lounge dummy

And watch the world from my settee

Cos I'm so cute, they're so ugly

Remote control makes my heart bleed

Religion and beauty queens

Come on down the refugees

Cos money grows on gameshow trees

And the soaps never get too dirty



I wanna be a lounge dummy

There's a channel that's always sunny

I just wanna be a lounge dummy

I wanna be a lounge dummy



Going out makes me uptight

I think I'll stay at home tonight

Dinner's in the microwave

From my???



I wanna be a lounge dummy

There's a channel that's always sunny

I just wanna say I'm home, honey

I wanna be a lounge dummy



Count to 10 and close my eyes

Promise you won't tell me lies

Count to 10 and close my eyes

Promise you won't tell me lies



I wanna be a lounge dummy

There's a channel that's always sunny

I just wanna say I'm home, honey

I wanna be a lounge dummy



Dummy

Dummy



Just wanna be a lounge dummy

I just wanna be a lounge dummy

Just wanna be a lounge dummy