Roger: One, two, three, four

Oh, you gonna take me home tonight

Oh, down beside your red fire light

Oh, you gonna let it all hang out

Fat bottomed girls

You make the rocking world go round



I was just a skinny lad

Never knew no good from bad

But I knew life before I left my nursery, huh

Left alone with big fat fanny

She was such a naughty nanny

Big woman, you made an asshole out of me

You do that



I've been singing with my band

Across the water across the land

I've seen every blue eyed floozy on the way, hey

But their beauty and their style

Wear kind of smooth after a while

Take me to them dirty ladies every time

Come on



Oh, you gonna take me home tonight

Oh, down beside your red fire light

Oh, you gonna give it all you got

Fat bottomed girls

You make the rocking world go round

Fat bottomed girls

You make the rocking world go round



Now I've got mortgages on homes

I've got stiffness in my bones

Ain't no beauty queens in this locality

I tell you

Hope that I still got my pleasure

Still got my greatest treasure

Big woman you gonna make a big man of me



Oh, I know, you gonna take me home tonight

Oh, down beside your red fire light

Oh, you gonna let it all hang out

Fat bottomed girls

You make the rocking world go round, yeah

Fat bottomed girls

You make the rocking world go round



Get on your bikes and ride

(unknown lyric)

Right on



Oooh, yeah

One more time, yeah

Oooh, yeah

They get me everytime



Freddie: Hey, about, about ten years ago,

I knew about 3 chords on the guitar.

And now, now in 1982, I know three chords on the guitar.

Before, ah, before this wonderful intro that I'm gonna give you,

right now, I'd like to a, introduce to you

Mr Morgan Fisher on the piano - in that wonderful pink.

He's either AC or he's DC, I don't know,

this is called "Crazy Little Thing Called Love".