[VERSE 1]

Yo check it, there's a girl around my way

Don't ask for names, cause I won't say

She's a real pow-wow who likes to play

Nah, dukes, her name ain't Fay

This girl couldn't be 19 or more

Always waggin her tail and on all fours

Real big hips with legs so healty

I asked her who's her man, but she won't tell me

Every now and then she might spend

Sometime with another female's boyfriend

Why? I don't know, maybe for fun

If you got the burger, she got the buns

Who you do with it, is your own thing

One time she nominated me the Burger King

I think of it now, even as I rhyme

We all determined she's a real good time



But a stunt

Is just like a blunt

Burnt

And a hoe

Yo dukes, they burn you slow



[VERSE 2]

A pair of tight pants is all it takes

And the next thing you know, old Jimmy's awake

Believe that, Jimmy has to get loose

I recommended her to be my personal masseuse

She's a real fly girl if you get to know that

Take her to a party, watch her throw that

Party into gear, like she was a jeep

Four-wheel drivin into the sheets



Stunts

Are just like blunts

Burnt

And a hoe

Word dukes, they burn you slow



[VERSE 3]

The more you listen, the better it gets

I still haven't mentioned the girl's name yet

Anyway I continue, I do intend to

Say a little more, not to offend you

Baby, maybe you enjoy the diss

Tell me, love, do you remember this?

One Monday night it was me and the gees

On the avenue puffin the sensi

Hasheem and Foundation was on the phone

I broke out to see if you were home

Got to your house, went around the back

You had on a night gown with nothin underneath that

Took me in your room, hung up my coat

Asked me if I wanna play _Love Boat_

"Yeah, how do you play it, remember?", I said

Then you pushed me into your waterbed

Raised my sail, squabbed the deck

Came up and put a hickey on the side of her neck

Worked me over and got undressed

Sent me home and said I needed to rest

I went on the ave., weak as a mouse

Build wasn't out there, he was at your house

Stayed for an hour, then he left

Shabazz went in, Melquan went next

Hour by hour, minute by minute

I wonder if you cleaned it before we got in it

A few days later I said wait a minute

I saw all the Gods sittin in the health clinic



Stunts

Are just like blunts

Burnin

And the hoes

Word em up, they burnin slow



Check it out:



[Doctor]

I have some good news and some bad news for you guys

The bad news is: you guys are all dripping

But the good news is: I have these penicillin shots for you]



[VERSE 4]

There you have it, see what I mean?

Served my justice by a big butt in jeans

Now I know the actual truth

Never again will I mess with -

If you can rhyme, fill in the name

Don't get upset, just play the game

Remember her bark is worse than her bite

I wonder who the girl is with tonight

Maybe a drug seller, a crackhead, drunk

And he's nothin but a donut ready to dunk

She's nothin more than a female hound

Doin 3 to 6 years in the dog pound



But stunts

Yo dukes, just like blunts

Burnin

And the hoes

Word em up, they burnin slow



I hope my girl ain't checkin this out, man

I'd be in crazy trouble

But yo, I'ma get with y'all brothers later, man

Gotta go take this dosage, man

Peace