KIM STOCKWOOD - JERk

CAPO ON 2nd FRET

INTRO (note by note)

B-C-B-C-B-C-B-C-B-C-B-C-G-E-C-E-A-E-B-C-D-G

       Am           Dm              G
Since you've been gone I feel so much better
     Am          Dm             G
Cause I saw how mean you could be
     Am       Dm             G
I used to want some explanation
      Am             Dm            G
Now all I want is my Patsy Cline CD
   Dm                    G
How I've waited for today
   Dm                   G
When I could finally say

       C
You jerk
       Am
You jerk
          Em       G
You are such a jerk
         C          Am
There are other words
         Em            G
But they just don't work

SOLO (as intro)

 Am        Dm                   G
Sometimes I wish I'd mailed you that letter
    Am        Dm                 G
That said the things I dare not say
    Am    Dm                 G
Instead I set the thing on fire
    Am          Dm            G
I had to say this outloud anyway
       Dm                G
I'm so glad I found the nerve
   Dm                 G
To say what you deserve

      C
You jerk
      Am
You jerk
         Em       G
You are such a jerk
            C      Am
There are other words
          Em          G
But they just don't work

  F
They try to be so cool
Insult you like a fool
  D
Never take your call when you're nobody at all
                 F
Until you're somebody and then they want to be your friend
  D                 E
How come jerks don't know they're jerks
(I don't know)


      Am        Dm              G
So next time someone makes you feel little
      Am        Dm               G
Just sing this song inside your head
      Am       Dm           G
And like a great big cartoon bubble
        Am             Dm                     G
These lovely words will dance above their head
         Dm             G
How I've waited for today
      Dm              G
When I could finally say

      C
You jerk
      Am
You jerk
         Em      G
You are such a jerk
            C     Am
There are other words
          Em         G
But they just don't work

      C
You jerk
     Am
You jerk
         Em      G
You are such a jerk
            C     Am
There are other words
          Em          G
But they just don't work

REPEAT

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