Okay, you guys, come on, everybody
Get down on the beach, surf's up! 
Summertime is here, it's time for surfin' and sun, now
(Surfin' and sun, now, surfin' and sun)
So put on your bikinis, girls, and have some fun now
(Havin' some fun, now, havin' some fun)
But first, you better check before you slip off your slacks
(Checkin' your slacks, now, checkin' your slacks)
It's prob'ly time to go for a bikini wax
(Bikini wax, now, bikini wax)
So heat it up and beat it up and spread it on
Strip it off and rip it off, your cares are gone
Bikini wax'll clean the cracks
You really gotta wax 'er down
Just a summer blonde? Nobody needs to know, now
(No one'll know, now, no one'll know)
If those black and kinky little hairs don't show, now
(Don't let 'em show, now, don't let 'em show)
For a muff that's up-to-snuff, you'll never need an axe
(Don't use an axe, now, don't use an axe)
Just leave it to your beaver and bikini wax
(Bikini wax, now, bikini wax)
So heat it up and beat it up and spread it on
Strip it off and rip it off, your cares are gone
Bikini wax'll clean the cracks
You really gotta wax 'er down
Waxin' 'er down, now, waxin' 'er down, now
Out in the sun just a-waxin' 'er down, now
Waxin' 'er down, now, waxin' 'er down, now
We're havin' fun just a-waxin' 'er down, now
Some girls'll use a razor, some use Neet or Nair, now
(Neet or Nair, now, Neet or Nair)
Well, that's okay for legs, but honey, not down there
(Not down there, now, don't use it there)
And some may bleach their snatches 'til they're white as flax
(Bleachin' your snatch, now, bleachin' your snatch)
But most, we say the easy way's bikini wax
(Bikini wax, now, bikini wax)
So heat it up and beat it up and spread it on
Strip it off and rip it off, your cares are gone
Bikini wax'll clean the cracks
You really gotta wax 'er down
So call up all the boys and tell 'em you'll be there, now
(Y'gonna be there, now, y'gonna be there)
As soon as you get rid of that unwanted hair, now
(Sheddin' that hair, now, sheddin' that hair)
It only stings a minute, girls, so let's make tracks
(Makin' tracks, now, makin' tracks)
To your favorite beauty shop for a bikini wax
(Bikini wax, now, bikini wax)
So heat it up and beat it up and spread it on
Strip it off and rip it off, your cares are gone
Bikini wax'll clean the cracks
You really gotta wax 'er down
Waxin' 'er down, now, waxin' 'er down, now
Out in the sun just a-waxin' 'er down, now
Waxin' 'er down, now, waxin' 'er down, now
We're havin' fun just a-waxin' 'er down, now
Take a tip from me and don't get stuck in a jam
Just tidy up the sideburns on that bearded clam
For a red hot beaver shot
You really gotta wax 'er down
Bikini wax, bikini wax
You really gotta wax 'er down
Bikini wax, bikini wax
You really gotta wax 'er down