It's december 25th, I start to fuckin twitch
 Bahhhumbug, You know that i'm a grinch
 I'm dressin up like sandy claws aand walking down the street
 with a big red bag fulla body parts
 I be wrappin up heads, then put them in your bed,
 fuck your milk and cookies i be eating the dead
 i'm a sick mutha fucka, my eyes are red,
 i think my face is green because i'm drinking down ted's
 Hockety Pockety Wockety Wack, Choppin Up Bodies To Put In My Bag
 Don't Get Mad, Don't Get Sad, I be coming back,
 With all your relatives, and they ready for dinner,
 now do you want a leg, or do you want some breast? Now,
 On to the next house here we fuckin go 
 I'm leavin body parts underneath the christmas tree
 This aint no random act i'm not hittin every house,
 Just the people that be on my matha fuckin naughty list yo
 SHUT THE FUCK UP, HOLD STILL,
 IMMA PUT YOUR BITCH ASS IN MY FUCKIN SANTA SACK
 I'm goin into town,this bitch i wanna burn,
 only devils and demons be fuckin hoving within
 So i fly above and start pissin gasoline
 so they think its gonna rain, then i light it kablaym!
 Then i'm goin threw remains of bloody bodies and damn 
 i'm findin all kinds of shit that satan wanted may
 Even that big bitch has been good this year,
 so i'm droppin dead bodies at the gates of hell.
 I'm not a demon or doin devils dirty work,
 I'm just sick of this world that we live in
 All these people in the public should positive,
 or sure get the jugsaw,everybody
 Do you wanna play a game
 or do you wanna kick back, and get blazed
 Chill the fuck out, Do Unto Others,
 or i'll be cookin your family next christmas
 CHILL THE FUCK OUT AND HAVE A MERRY FUCKIN CHRISTMAS,
 BYATCCCCCCCCHHHH!!!!!