Alright let's do this ya'll

I am adorable (so precious)
I'm a tween sensation
People think it's cute when I'm in adult situations

I wanna rock your body
Girl you know I ain't playin
Someone wrote this song for me
So I'm not sure what I'm sayin

I've seen many different girls
And seen their second bases
But you're nothing like those girls
You don't have zits or braces
I'm so glad it's finally you and me and we are all alone

Except for my dad who's over there cause he's the chaperone

I won't try to pressure you, cause I'm willing to wait
And I won't try to touch your boobies on the first date

I'll take you out to chuck e cheese and then a pixar movie
And then maybe later you could just let me see your boobies
Zero times one equals none, you plus me equals fun
Kittens and puppies, and chubby cheeks
Is my cuteness starting to make you weak?

I am adorable (so freaking cute) you can't resist my advances
I've got Carol Brady hair, and I know all of Usher's dances
Let's go to my dad's car, and make the windows steam

I really hope that sounded cool
Cause I don't know what it means

Most of the other boys will play you for a fool

I made you this macaroni necklace today at school
I know how to please you cause I can do sex good
I learned about it in a Playboy that I found in the woods

The square root of 1600 is 40
Don't you want to be my shortie
When I first saw you I was astounded
I'll love you tonight if I'm not grounded

You're definitely grounded

I am adorable (it's almost disgusting)

Stop singing that song
My son sings like a little girl
I don't know where I went wrong

I want to sleep on you

That doen't make sense and you're being creepy

Whoa it's almost nine o'clock and I'm getting kind of sleepy