I get more ass then a toilet seat

Cops let me sing in the f**king street

My lkife is an endless buffet of hoes

been a pimp ever since my voice got low

Christmas is a time for charity, so I'll let you sit somewhat close to me

I could be parting with hookers and blow,

but instead I'm here with you on the downlow

With you. something with you

Hey you, you're only a two

Oh, we're dating on the downlow, maybe

You don't need that seat infront of the fire, you could stay warm with your spare tire.

Don't know why your self-esteam is low,

be sure to duck down if you see my bro's

My Christmas list has a list to make you cutter

just like the chicks that were down at hooters,

here comes one now girl you gotta go,

no wait stay here and hold the mistletoe

ew, I stepped in some poo,

would you scrap off my shoes

they're new

You look like you're going to throw up

(watch the Jordans, yo)

Jesus was born in a barn

could you get out and push the car,

we're making a left of the interstate

Why do you complain so much?

Your butt looks big with that cruch

Don't forget were going dutch

Did I mintion that its Christmas!

I can't dicide witch girl I like best, maybe I should have you fight to the death.

I know I don't treat you like I should,

but I send you an autograph an it's all good

You are not the girl that I perfer,

but when I go out with her you can be the shofer

Here comes the turn, hey where did you go?!

I never really learned to drive, OH NO

That was totaly rude

Who are you?

Peternity sue?

I'm screwed

Let's keep this on the downlow, baby

Hello

Hello

Yo, how you make the phonecall someone back?

What would aquaman do in this situation?