Lady Gaga (gaga)

And Lord Gaga (gaga)

Lady Gaga (gaga)

And Lord Gaga (gaga)

It's the future, and everything is wierd check out this guy,

he's got a metal beard

I give good headaches, I'll make you scream

Is this reality or just a fever dream?

I like to jerk and twist, this is how I dance

It's cold in here, may I please put on some pants?

no

Chic, freak, sister fierce

Work those bitchy gams

Those were just some words

That only gay men understand

Blah blah blah, hoo hoo hee

Everybody look at me

Random stuff, random stuff

Tell me have you had enough?

If I love you and you love me

Then baby how can we go wrong

This doesn't have anything to do

With the rest of the song

completely unrelated

lady gaga (gaga)

and lord gaga (gaga)

sometimes we like to sing like we are underwater

You think you're weird, girl, but I'm wierder than you

Let me tell of the wierd things that I like to do

Yesterday I went to church and made-out with a nun(oh)

Then I went up to the roof and stared into the sun(ouch!)

That is pretty wierd but I think I got you beat

I like to wear bathing suits made out of raw meat

I put on a tuxedo before I go to bed

I send out birthday cards to people who are dead

I like to eat brillo pads that's how I got this voice

Sometimes I like to cut myself but it's a fashion choice

If I love you and you love me

Then baby how can we go wrong?

We're totally making this shit up as we go along

I might've overdone it