I recorded this song while getting a massage.

I spent the past several months hiding in my ga-garage

Since I've been gone others have tried to claim the Ga-Ga Crown.

When Miley tries to be me, she looks like a slutty clown.



Now lets try on some bra's with claws and balls

I'm digging through my closet

trying to find an outfit

Cause I can't decide what to wear for this video

Gaga La Cage aux Folles

Montage!



What if I dressed up like a bug?

That's not your best look.

Or stand naked behind Doug?

I have to go to work.

There's nothing covering my butt.

That's not a new thing



Maybe I should call up Tim Gunn

What are you doing?

D.E.S.P.E.R.A.T.E

Is this a spelling bee

That skirt is not making it work

Don't twerk



R.S.T.L.N.E



Quit playing scrabble, please.

You'll get no more help from Tim Gunn. I'm done.



Sometimes my lyrics are unintelligable

(WHAT!)

Because I put emphasis on wrong syllable

(AAHH!)

I like to read Dean Koontz and

Dean Koontz like to read to me



(He's not that good)



I was once full of shit now

I think shit is full of me



Check out my pixel bra br-bra-br-bra hotter than menopause pause give me Gaga claws claws claws



Hey everybody stop dancing and cheer for me

Cause I'm your boss-ba-boss ba-boss



Do it

This song is better than Roar

That song is so dumb

Katy Perry friggin sucks

She had work done

Here comes the spoiler alert



I am Ga-God

Watch the church get all the hurt

And I'm Ga-Ga-Clause



P.E.R.E.Z. I.F. U.R.

R.E.A.D.I.N.G.

T.H.I.S.

I.

H.A.T.E.

Y.O.U.R.

A.S.S.



Triple word score. I Won!