Papa Doug: Yo Key
 Key Kool: Oh what up Papa Doug
 Papa Doug: You're supposed to be in the studio twenty minutes ago
 Key Kool: Oh man I was having this messed up nightmare man
 Let me tell you about it

 Papa Doug: Oh okay


 I had a dream (What kind of dream? Like Martin Luther King?)
 Nah  a vision in my sleep about my peep
 It made me  trip out flip out cause I was having it then
 (So what the hell happened?) I'll tell ya please let me begin (ok)
 I wanted to go bowl with my ball up the alley
 You know, stick my bonanza in someone's big bally
 So I called this girl named Sally, or maybe her name was Laurie
 Or maybe Geraldine (Just go on with the story)
 Okay, went over to her house but nobody else was home
 Like Ice Cube said, once again it's on
 I got a bit excited, I was ready to make a move
 Like Madonna's song I was gonna get into the groove
 (What happened next?) I made my move but I was dumb I was uncovered,
 I forgot to wear my weenie beanie, you know my rubber
 But at the time I didn't care what I could catch
 Cause I was humpin her pumpin her rubbin her, doin the cabbage patch
 When I was done I thought to myself, it ain't no thing
 Until something went wrong with my, ding ding!
 When I went to shake the weasel, it came out much slower
 But pee pee felt so hot I thought I was a flame thrower
 So the next time that I saw her I said hey yo honey suckle
 I oughta beat your ass with my big yellow knuckles
 She said, why would you want to hit me? And why would you want to
 punch?
 Witch, you gave me ?????? crunch
 But when I think about it yo it wasn't all her fault
 Because I'm the one who wanted to put my money in her vault
 But when I went to see the doctor I began to get sick
 When he said, you got to get a shot in your dick
 This kind of situation gets no love
 Next time I operate I wear my surgical glove
 (Yeah you learned a lesson last night in your sleep)
 Yeah, next time I chuck a pick I'll put a hood on my peep
 On my peep on my peep I'll put a hood on my peep
 On my peep on my peep I'll put a hood on my peep
 On my peep on my peep I'll put a hood on my peep
 You gots to gots to gots to gots to gots to be a hoodlum
 That's the only way I'll ever be a hoodlum
 I gots to stay strapped, so Ima be a hoodlum
 I need protection so Ima be a hoodlum
 I put a hood on my peep so I'll always be a hoodlum
 Yeah, you better stay strapped, be a hoodlum
 (Don't get burned