You're gonna like this one, you ready? One two three four.

If it works when you're stoned then it works,
If it hurts when you're stoned then it hurts,
If you're happy all the time you'll be happy when you're high
'Cause if it works when you're stoned then it works.

If you get friendly when you're stoned I don't mind,
If you get real friendly girly so do I,
So we'll just have another puff and we'll kick our Levi's on
'Cause if you get friendly when you're stoned bloody ripper.

And if it works when you're stoned then it works, 
If it hurts when you're stoned then it hurts,
If you're happy all the time you'll be happy when you're high
'Cause if it works when you're stoned then it works. Listen to this.

If you get horny when you're stoned that's ok,
If you get real horny when you're stoned then that's great,
So we'll just let it play our minds and you can blow me one more time
If you get hirny when you're stoned I don't mind.

'Cause if it works when you're stoned then it works,
If it hurts when you're stoned then it hurts,
If you're happy all the time you'll be happy when you're high
'Cause if it works when you're stoned then it works. Here's another 
one.

If you feel like gettin' stoned raise your hand,
If you feel like gettin' stoned give us a yell,
Let me know raise your hand give a little yell.

'Cause if it works when you're stoned then it works, come join me,
If it hurts when you're stoned then it hurts,
If you're happy all the time you'll be happy when you're high
'Cause if it works when you're stoned then it works.

If you wanna party when you're stoned raise a little hell,
If you wanna party when you're stoned give me a yell,
If you wanna party when you're stoned we're never ever goin' home
If you wanna party when you're stoned give us a yell.

'Cause if it works when you're stoned then it works,
If it hurts when you're stoned then it hurts,
If you're happy all the time you'll be happy when you're high
'Cause if it works when you're stoned then it works. By yourself.

If it (works when you're stoned then it works,
If it hurts when you're stoned then it hurts,
If you're happy all the time you'll be happy when you're high
'Cause if it works when you're stoned then it works).

If it works when you're stoned then it works,
If it hurts when you're stoned then it hurts,
If you're happy all the time you'll be happy when you're high
'Cause if it works when you're stoned then it works.

Yeah and if it works when you're stoned then it works.