Roo Dog the wet nose cross breed, ugliest dog I've 
seen,

And if you ever saw him, bet ya half a carton yood 
agree,

He got the limp in a trap as a puppy dog, lost his eye 
when he run into a gate,

And an ear in a fight with another dog, covered in 
fleas and mange.



And all of the town dogs picked on Roo Dog, 'cause he 
couldn't fight,

Lost an ear and lost eye, lost another fight tonight,

And all of the other town dogs, didn't wanna catch the 
mange,

So they wouldn't let poor Roo Dog, join in any town dog 
games.






Then one outback kristmas eve, Santa lost his way,

Roo Dog can you help me 'cause, fuckin' reindeers got 
me lost,

And then how the town dogs loved him, and they shouted 
out with glee,

Roo Dog the wet nose cross breed, Yool go down in 
history.

Roo Dog the wet nose cross breed, Yool go down in 
history.