I admit that I'd had one or two, run into a mate I knew,
Had a few for the good ol' days and a few more for the road,
And she knows I'm too drunk to fight so instead'a readin' me my 
rights,
She started readin' me my wrongs.

She started readin' me my wrongs,
Readin' from a list she'd written fuckin' mile long then she,
Flicked me the bird and said I'm out'a here I'm gone,
She started readin' me my wrongs.

Fucked if I know what she's on about, bust me ass to help her out,
Showed her how to start the lawn mower that I got her for Mother's 
Day,
And that wheelbarrow that she got for Christmas, hardly ever used it
And that brand new chainsaw's a waste'a money, fuckin' lazy bitch 
hey,
So I'm probably better off without her won't miss the fuckin' scream 
and shoutin',
While I'm tryin' to tune me harly she keeps talkin' on the phone,
And she left that kitchen sink full'a dishes, hardly room to take a piss 
in yet,
She started readin' me my wrongs.

She started readin' me my wrongs,
Reading' from a list she'd written fuckin' mile long then she, 
She started readin' me my wrongs.

Just because I don't remember birthdays and sheila shit like 
anniversaries 
Don't mean that I don't care enough, to root her now and then,
But she reckons there's no romance left, fuckin' hell I done me best
Must be all her fault, she just don't understand men,
So good riddance now she's movin' out, 'bout time I reclaimed the 
fuckin' house
Park the harly back in the bedroom, where it's supposed to be,
And me hydroponics back in the bathroom, mate, I'm fuckin' laughin'
And from now on, it's all about me me me me me!

She started readin' me my wrongs, 
Readin' from a list she's written fuckin' mile long then she,
Flicked me the bird and said I'm out'a here I'm gone,
She started readin' me my wrongs,

She started readin' me my wrongs, 
Readin' from a list she'd written fuckin' mile long then she,
Flicked me the bird and said I'm out'a here I'm gone,
She started readin' me my wrongs.

She started readin' me my wrongs.

She started readin' me my wrongs.