Now listen, you can't throw me out,
I'm gonna turn around, 
I'm gonna turn around once and I'm goin' back in again,
No no no, not the wedgie throw, 
Just put me down and let me go,
You got me dacks up me crack
And you're crushin' me sack,
Whoa brother, I do...I don't want a fight,
Why don't you just gimme five,
Come on give me five dollars and I'll forget you're a cunt.

Hey hey hey, you're in me way,
Big fat bastard,
I'm not crazy but the way you removed me,
Spewin', my beer's cut off.

No no no, 'cause it broke,
Comin' back in, 
So don't be a cunt and let me finish me drink,
Spewin', my beer's cut off.

Whoa brother, what have I done?
Little bit'a vomit never hurt anyone,
It wasn't me that shit me pants it was some other cunt,
Fuckin' hell, don't you ever give up?
You're startin' to piss me off so go and get fucked.

Hey hey hey, you're in my way,
Big fat bastard
And I'm not crazy but the way you removed me, 
Spewin', my beer's cut off.

No no no, 'cause it broke
Gonna come back in, 
So don't be a cunt and let me finish me drink,
Spewin', my beer's cut off.

Now listen, no really fuckin' listen,
Yeah I'm gonna turn around,
I'm gonna turn around once and I'm goin' back in again,
Hey hey hey, you're in me way,
Big fat bastard 
And I'm not crazy but the way you removed me,
Spewin', my beer's cut off.

No no no, 'cause it broke,
Look I'm gonna go back in 
So don't be a cunt and let me finish me drink!
Spewin', my beer's cut off.

Spewin', my beer's cut off.

Spewin', my beer's cut off.

Spewin', my beer's cut off.

Fuck, fuck, fuck.