Two old hookers in a Kalgoorlie brothel, only work 
pension days 

Sittin, Knittin, Mittens for their grandkids passin' 
the time away 

And talkin' bout stuff old hookers talk about like the 
size of an average dick 

When one of them said biggest dick I ever seen belonged 
to a local kid


And his cock's got ribs, 
you shoulda' seen the fuckin thing 
And you should see the bell-end on that all day sucker 
Yes his cock's got ribs, there's a knee-joint in the 
middle 
Of his hand- primed, teary-eyed, blue-veined,purple-
headed monster custard chucker. 

He was only a paper boy back then when he come in with 
a fortnights pay 

And when I seen that cock tucked into his sock I nearly 
fainted away 

I thought this bone I aint sharin' I'm keepin' cock for 
me 

And you know what honey I'm givin' back your money can 
come in here for free 


cause his cocks got ribs 
you shoulda seen the fuckin' thing 
And you should see the bell-end on that all day sucker 
Yes his cocks got ribs there's a knee-joint in the 
middle Of his hand- primed, teary-eyed, blue - veined, 
purple- headed, zipper- splittin' monster custard 
chucker 

And then she said I reckon that kid could have turned 
into a Gigolo 

With his cheeky grin and a cock like that he'd be 
rollin' in the dough 

But I heard he's a happily married man and you know 
what he's doin' now 

he's standin' here singin' this song. so kevvy take a 
bow 

Cause me cocks got ribs you shoulda seen the fuckin' 
thing 
And you should see the bell-end on that all day sucker 
Yes his cocks got ribs there's a knee-joint in the 
middle Of his hand- primed, teary-eyed, blue - veined, 
purple- headed, zipper- splittin' monster custard 
chucker