They taught us all about him, in the bush when I was I kid,
And what a great bloke this Jesus was and all the good things he did,
And some say he's even comin' back, to walk this earth again,
I'd like to shake his hand and buy him a beer and I'd say to him man 
to man I'd say:

Don't be a bunny this Easter Jesus stay away from the cross,
If they ask you to leave the procession again just tell 'em all 'fuck off',
They crucified you last time now they're tryin' to rip you off,
So don't be a bunny this Easter Jesus stay away from the cross.

Whoa Jesus,
What a cunt of a way to spend Easter, alone and broken hangin' 
around the cross,
Get locked up on a boy's night out 'cause someone dobbed you in,
That Judas, what a cunt of a man he was,
Yeah a couple'a mates and couple'a beers look how it ended up,
So don't be a bunny this Easter Jesus stay away from the cross.

Whoa don't be a bunny this Easter Jesus stay away from the cross,
If they ask you to leave the procession again just tell 'em all 'fuck off',
They crucified you last time now they're tryin' to rip you off,
So don't be a bunny this Easter Jesus stay away from the cross.

Oh Jesus,
This time mate watch your back, fuckin' watch 'em,
All them bastards wantin' to know you to a cause,
While some of 'em use your name to start fuckin' wars,
So if you wanna lay low for a couple'a days then come and meet my 
mob,
Just don't be a bunny this Easter Jesus stay away from the cross.

Whoa don't be a bunny this Easter Jesus stay away from the cross,
If they ask you to leave the procession again just tell 'em all 'fuck off',
They crucified you last time now they're tryin' to rip you off,
So don't be a bunny this Easter Jesus stay away from the cross.

Oh Jesus,
They tell me that you do some nifty party tricks,
Like how you turn the water in to wine,
So I've organised a ceg'a water for ya, thank you Jesus,
Mate, Fosters'd be fine,
Just wanna keep an eye out for you Jesus, like they say you done for 
us,
So don't be a bunny this Easter Jesus stay away from the cross.

Whoa don't be a bunny this Easter Jesus stay away from the cross,
If they ask you to leave the procession again just tell 'em all 'fuck off',
They crucified you last time now they're tryin' to rip you off,
So don't be a bunny this Easter Jesus stay away from the cross.

Don't be a bunny this Easter Jesus stay away from the cross.

Mate, don't be a bunny this Easter Jesus stay away from the cross.