I was booked to play at this yuppie joint, yuppies, fuckin' borin',
Drippin' gold and dribblin' shit and mobile phones to lore in all them
Yuppie poofters puncin' round, yuppie sheilas look like dogs,
The kind you wouldn't fuck on a footy trip, no hang on, yes you 
would,
Well anyhow look I don't even know what yuppie means, and I hate 
in feminine blokes,
And when I told 'em I was gonna sing 'em a couple'a fuck songs I 
nearly choked the bloke
That was supposed to introduce me, to them yuppies while I sung,
So I walked out and introduced meself said "G'day, I'm a cunt.

I'm a caring understanding nineties type, (cunt) 
You can call me 'cunt', (cunt) but that's alright,
Ask anyone who knows me been a, cunt all me life,
I'm a caring understanding nineties type". (Cunt)

Well you could'a heard a faggot fart but that shut them yuppies up,
And I said I hope I hadn't made a fuckin' prick'a meself about me 
song about bein' a cunt,
But if you's wanna join in I'll sing it again, and explain just what it's 
like,

I'm a caring understanding nineties type, (cunt)
You can call me 'cunt', (cunt) but that's alright,
Ask anyone who knows me been a, cunt all me life,
I'm a caring understanding nineties type. (Cunt)

Yeah and all me mates are cunts as well, and they're all comin' here 
tonight,
A full bus load of caring understanding nineties types,
So you yuppies and fags and snags hang around and well have 
some fucking fun,
And you'll find out why me and me mates are called a mob'a cunts.

We're all caring understanding nineties types, (cunt)
You can call me 'cunt', (cunt) but that's alright,
Ask anyone who knows me been a, cunt all me life,
I'm a caring understanding nineties type. (Cunt)

I'm a caring understanding nineties type, (cunt)
You can call me 'cunt', (cunt) but that's alright,
Ask anyone who knows me been a, cunt all me life,
I'm a caring understanding nineties type. (Cunt)

I'm a caring understanding nineties type. (Cunt)

I'm a caring understanding nineties type. (Cunt)

Cunt! Hahahaha haha, hahaha.