Here's a song that I wrote about sheilas it's for all you mad rooters.

Some blokes reckon that snow in winter is best for pullin sorts,
While other blokes reckon that the beach in summer is a dead 
certain place to score,
But sun beatin' down on me lily white ass or hailstones freezin' me 
balls,
Sand or snow or dust or mud I'll fuck in any weather at all.

Any weather at all, (any weather at all) 
Any weather at all, (any weather at all)
Typhoon cyclone full blown blizzard I'll fuck in any weather at all.

With a shirt and tie and a three piece suit you could pull 'em at an all-
time dance,
But in your skin tight duds and a trendy tav and rate you with a pretty 
good chance,
But I like the type that leaves her name and number scribbled on a 
dunny wall,
Doesn't matter where you get 'em if you get into their knickers you 
can meet 'em anywhere at all.

Anywhere at all, (anywhere at all)
Anywhere at all, (anywhere at all)
If your dick disappears and you done her real good you can meet 
'em anywhere at all.

night,
When they're wined and dined and fed 'em all bullshit and a three 
dollar bottle'a wine,
But me I reckon the time for rootin' is when you got a horn,
As long as she lies down and your dick stands up I'll fuck 'em 
anytime at all.

Anytime at all, (anytime at all)
Anytime at all, (anytime at all)
Weekend weekdays day or night I'll fuck 'em anytime at all.

Some blokes like little short stubby birds other blokes like 'em tall,
Some blokes dribble over great big tits while other blokes strike 'em 
small,
Big tits fat ass doesn't really matter as long as they ain't got balls,
'Cause if they got a fanny I'll give 'em all ten and I'll fuck anybody at 
all.

Anybody at all, (anybody at all)
Anybody at all, (anybody at all)
Eleven if they gobble and twelve if they swallow I'll fuck anybody at 
all.

Anybody at all, (anybody at all)
Anybody at all, (anybody at all)
And if they keep their mouths shut when they get home I'll double 
their fuckin' score.