Last night, I had enough of you
I put down the bricks
And I could tell, you took it hard
It was all over your face

Since you were slippin' and flippin'
But here is the sitch
I signed up for a membership
You are just a bitch

You should know-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow
That I lo-o-o-o-o-o-ove you a lo-o-o-o-o-o-ot
But I just can't date a dude with a vag


When we fell in love
You made my heart drop
And you had me thinkin'
'bout You nonstop

That you cried 'bout this
And whine about that
When you grow a pear
You can call me back

Yeah, I think you're hot
I think you're alright
But you're acting like the chick
All the time

You were cool and now
You're not just like that
When you grow a pear
You can call me back

When I first met you, panties droppin'
Everytime I saw you, it was on
And one day you asked if we can just talkin'
That's the reason why I'm walkin'

If I am honest, I'm just nog hooked on your phonics
I'm not tryin' to be rude or crude
I just want one thing from you
And you got confused

You should know-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow
That I lo-o-o-o-o-o-ove you a lo-o-o-o-o-o-ot
But I just can't date a dude with a vag

When we fell in love
You made my heart drop
And you had me thinkin'
'bout You nonstop

That you cried 'bout this
And whine about that
When you grow a pear
You can call me back

Yeah, I think you're hot
I think you're alright
But you're acting like the chick
All the time

You were cool and now
You're not just like that
When you grow a pear
You can call me back

When you grow a pear
You can call me back
When you grow a pear
You can call me ba-a-a-ack
Grow a pear
You can call me back
When you grow a pear
You can call me ba-a-a-ack

Ooh
Grow a pear
You can call me back
And no, I don't want to see your mandiana

When you grow a pear
You can call me back

When we fell in love
You made my heart drop
And you had me thinkin'
'bout You nonstop

That you cried 'bout this
And whine about that
When you grow a pear
You can call me back

Yeah, I think you're hot
I think you're alright
But you're acting like the chick
All the time

You were cool and now
You're not just like that
When you grow a pear
You can call me back