Flyin' cross the desert in a TWA I saw a woman walkin' cross the sand

She'd been a walkin' thirty miles on route to LA

To get a brown eyed handsome man

Her destination was a brown eyed handsome man

Milo de Venus was a beautiful lass she had the world in the palm of her hand

She lost both her arms in a wrestlin' match

To meet a brown eyed handsome man

She fought and won herself a brown eyed handsome man

Way back in hist'ry three thousand years in fact ever since the world began

There's been a whole lot of women who sheddin' tears

For a brown eyed handsome man

It was the trouble was a brown eyed handsome man

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Beautiful daughter couldn't make up her mind between a doctor and a lawyer man

Her mama told her daughter darlin' go out and find

Yourself a brown eyed handsome man

Just like your daddy was a brown eyed handsome man

Arrested on charges of unemployment sittin' in the witness stand

The Judge's wife called up the district attorney said free that brown eyed man

If you want your job you better free that brown eyed man

Way back in hist'ry three thousand years...