Last night downtown I was drinking the booze like it was going out of style
My whole head got light, I lost my eyesight, I ain't been that drunk in awhile
Along about 1, I spotted a queen and I started to make my move
Ah, she was believing every line I was laying and Lord, I was just too cool
Well, I thought I died and gone to heaven, but Lord, did I look like a fool?
Last night I came in at 2 with a 10, but at 10 I woke up with a 2

Last night I came in at 2 with a 10, but at 10 I woke up with a 2
I've got 20/20 vision when I ain't drinking, but Lord when I get on that booze
I ain't never gone to bed with an ugly woman but I sure woke up with a few
Last night I came in at 2 with a 10, but at 10 I woke up with a 2

Well, I made up my mind I was never gonna find myself in that condition again
But here I sit on the same barstool and just look at the shape I'm in
I done spotted me another queen sitting at a table alone
So I strolled on over and sat myself down and asked if I can take her home
When she said 'yes' I thought I'd been blessed but, boy, did I look like a fool?
Last night I came in at 2 with a 10, but at 10 I woke up with a 2

Last night I came in at 2 with a 10, but at 10 I woke up with a 2
I've got 20/20 vision when I ain't drinking, but Lord when I get on that booze
I ain't never gone to bed with an ugly woman but I sure woke up with a few
Last night I came in at 2 with a 10, but at 10 I woke up with a 2

Now you may laugh but if you've got the cash I'll bet you 10 to 1 you have too