He picked me up around a quarter to nine,

I was a little shocked that he was right on time.

He was really well mannered as he opened my door,

he seemed like the man I was looking for.

He took me to a fancy restaurant,

and told me to order anything I want.

I went to the bathroom and called a couple of friends,

and said: “Oh my god he's such a gentleman”

He want to have a good time,

ass I was drinking his wine.

And then I started to feel really sleepy,

and he had this creepy look in his eyes.


[chorus] 2x

So don't touch me while I'm sleeping babe,

I just wake up and break your neck.

It won't be worth the costs you made,

cause this will be the date you never forget.


I woke up in the morning about half past eight,

and I couldn't remember what happened to my date.

My stomach was boozy and it didn't feel right,

I couldn't recall a single thing from last night.

My best friend Suzie called me on the phone,

and said: “Girl you really had it going on”.

If you could imagine the fucking look on my face,

When I finally realized I was a victim of date rape.

I went straight to his work and shoved his face to the wall,

”I hope you had a good time mother fucker, now it's time to say goodbye to your balls”.


[chorus] 2x


The moral of the story, to make myself clear,

Is that all you rapist assholes better run with fear.

I would think twice before your next date,

Cause you'll just end up someone's bitch in cellblock eight.


[chorus]


So don't touch me while I'm sleeping babe,

I just wake up and break your neck.

So don't touch me while I'm sleeping babe,

I just wake up and break your neck.