Well it's time honoured tradition

To get enough nutrition

Stay alive until you die

And that is the end of you

And I pity the fools

Who don't recognize the rules

We cannot cheat the reapers reap

And that is the end of that

That is the end of that

That is the end of that

That is the end of that



Ho ho ho ho...



Well it's not an old wives tale

Too much red meat and ale

Will make you pay get five a day

Or that is the end of you



And it's a common misconception

But true without exception

These nights of booze catch up with you's

And that is an actual fact

That is the end of that

That is the end of that

That is the end of that



Ho ho ho ho...

La lalala...



It's time honoured tradition

To get enough nutrition

Stay alive until you die

And that is the end of you



And I pity the fools

Who don't recognize the rules

We cannot cheat the reapers reap

And that is the end of that