I hate it when you drunk dial him

I get so angry I dont where to begin

I get so mad when you are crying on the phone

I want to tie you body to my car

And drag you down the road


And I say its over and I--- pull over

And I say its over and I--- pull over


I need to know whats gonna be (x3)

...different this time


She tanned a T right below her tan line

Signaled with her fingers that the areas all mine

If i want it, I can have it

You know i want it, But I cant have it

Cus thats not half of it.


She made me an offer she thought that i couldnt refuse

And looking at her curves i was thinking

that they should be put to use.

(x2)


She tanned a T...(chorus)


I wish you knew what your so-called friends

Love to tell me behind you back

Just for the records, Just for the records

Everyone is on my side

It wont matter how much you cry

YOU CRY.


She tanned a T...(chorus)


She made me an offer...(x4)

but not by me


I was right you were wrong

i was right and i wrote this song

I was right you were wrong

I was right so move along

(x2)...now dont ever tell me


You tanned a T...