WANT A WIFE



ARTISTE:   K.C JOCKEY

SONG TITLE: WANT A WIFE

RIDDIM: INEVITABLE RIDDIM

SONG WRITER: KARL-MARX F. WAITE

PUBLISHING: SADIE'S SWEET PRODUCTIONS/ ASCAP

 

INTRODUCTION: 

 

ME WANT---ME NEED---ME WANT----ME NEED----ME WANT---ME NEED.

 

CHORUS:

 

WANT A WIFE--------ME NEED A WIFE.  

TIRED AND FED UP OF THIS OLD BACHELOR LIFE.

WANT A WIFE----------ME NEED A WIFE.

TOO MUCH LOVE IN A ME HEART TO SLEEP ALONE AT NIGHT.

 

VERSE: 1

 

ATTENTION ATTENTION---------CALLING ALL GIRLS.

DE BEAUTY DE CUTY--------DE REAL MISS WORLD.

SUZY AND POOCHIE-------JACKIE AND MERLE.

COME FE YOU RUBY YOU-----DIAMOND YOU EMERALD YOU PEARL.

I AM A BACHELOR--------WANT GET MARRIED.

SEEKING A GIRL---------WID SENSE AND KNOWLEDGE.

NAHAFE GO COLLEGE--------BUT MUST CAN MANAGE.

FE FACE EACH DAY--------WID STRENGTH AND COURAGE.

HAFE CAN COOK--------NOT ONLY BOIL PORRIDGE.

HAFE CAN SHOP--------AND NO BUY NUTTEN DAMAGE.

HAFE  CAN HOLD DEM PRESTIGE-----AND DON'T WALK WID DEM PUM PUM PON DEM FORRID.

HAFE CAN TWIST-------HAFE CAN TURN.

 WHEN ME MIDDLE IT---------WIGGLE LIKE WORM.

HARD FE TIRED--------EASY FE LEARN.

[ LAUGH ]

 

CHORUS:

 

WANT A WIFE--------ME NEED A WIFE.

TIRED AND FED UP OF THIS OLD BACHELOR LIFE.

WANT A WIFE----------ME NEED A WIFE.

TOO MUCH LOVE IN A ME HEART TO SLEEP ALONE AT NIGHT.

 

VERSE: 2

 

ME NAH MEK TRUE CARELESSNESS-----ME KETCH WHEY NOBODY DON'T WANT.

TRUE ME NAH BACK MY FIST-----ME DESERVE FE LIVE WID ME HAND PON ME JAW.

NO!!!! WELL ME WANT ENJOY LIFE-----NOUGH FUN AND NOUGH LAUGHTER.

ME AND MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE AND KIDS-----LIVING HAPPILY EVER AFTER.

REQUIREMENT 1-------YOU MEDICAL FACTS.

ME LOVE TROD BAREFOOT----ME NO LOVE SOCKS.

ME NO WANT SEE NO GUN-----NO SHOT NO MEASEL NO POCKS.

 NO RIDDLE ME THIS---OR NO THAT.

REQUIREMENT 2----YOU PHYSICAL STATS. 

NO SILICONE BREAST----NO BOTAX.

DON'T GUESS WHAT COMING UP NEXT.

DON'T VEX ----HEEL BACK MUSTN'T CARRY NO CRACK.

 

CHORUS:

 

WANT A WIFE--------ME NEED A WIFE.

TIRED AND FED UP OF THIS OLD BACHELOR LIFE.

WANT A WIFE----------ME NEED A WIFE.

TOO MUCH LOVE IN A ME HEART TO SLEEP ALONE AT NIGHT.

 

 

EVERYTHING PLUG IN NOTHING NO PLUG OUT.

10 GAL RUN IN 9 GWEEEN RUN OUT.

DE ONE WHEY STAY IN COME OUT WHEN TUN OUT.

NO BLEACH OUT SKIN NONE NO BUN OUT.

MY SIRNAME BECOME HER NAME.

MY SWEET WATER BECOME HER PAIN.

9 MONTHS LATER IF IS A GIRL CALL HER CHARMEINE.  

IF A BOY JERMAINE.

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